on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
*forgets the word breed* so what version is your dog?
No I’ll be more like :
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
this showed up during the feminist attack. i had too.
the last two are the best!
wixxen bis zum geht nicht mehr
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away