santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina)




People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: cachaemic)


Be with the one who wants to literally thank each and every one of your ex’s for ever being stupid enough to let you go.
That’s the one you keep (via brittneybrightside)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick



bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via halluzinogen)

nachtkaelte:

oh gott

thefrogman:

[video]

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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allonsyforever:

"WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”



sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat



just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)